Interview with Sport Critic

Now one thing you should know about Sport Critic beforehand; he's a true "nice guy". Signs kids posters, smiles for the audience, and takes pictures with patients and soldiers. But to redeem his worth here, he decided to take up an interview.


Q. Describe yourself in one word
A. Charismatic!

Q. What emotions ran through your head that night, at Midnight Madness, when you were pinned, and SK blamed you and hit you with a Pedigree?
A.It is one of those nights i would like to forget, when my "partner" and supposed ally attacked me and I felt betrayed. I trusted SK and he turned his back on me. But what hurts me most, was not achieving my target of going to the finals of the road to your dream tournament.

Q. Tonight, you are in a match, and the guest referee is SK. Do you think you are fighting a losing battle tonight?
A. I know that SK will do anything to make me lose, but if he tries to screw me tonight, he's going to a war with me. I believe SK is a smart man, he is smart enough to do what's best for him.

Q. The most important question. Why do you think you can beat SK?
A. Unlike most of other superstars, I am not just a talker. I can back up the things I say in the ring. But I believe SK is just a talker.When I finally get to face him one on one, I will show the world that I am the better man.

Q. Describe SK in one word
A. Desperate... he is desperate to win the U.C.C title.

Q. Do you think, if SK was not in TCW, you would have been in the title picture right now?
A. Honestly, as a fellow TCW superstar i respect SK, I believe he belongs in the main event and I don't mind him being in the TCW. I would have always have been in the title picture, SK is a competitor and I do not mind competition.

Q. You seem to have all the qualities of a top class Face, but did you feel anger, and jealousy towards either Marcus or The Special One for winning?
A. Thank you Mr DeadmanRising, and 'no'. I don't feel anger or jealousy toward Marcus or Special one.They have proved that they deserve to be the top two guys in TCW. I want to wish both of them luck for their match at Chaos.

Q. Name one person around here who you'd like to punch in the face..
A. Bad News Barrett, I can't stand him!


Q. Do you find it annoying, the extra effort into being a good guy?
A. Not at all sir,I will do anything to contribute to the growth of TCW!

Q. If you keep this up, you are bound to get future title shots here. One last question for you..
If SK does not play fair tonight, what do you have in mind?
A. I will make it tough for him. He will be going to a war that he can't win. Deep down SK, knows that he will not get away with it...

Sport Critic then politely thanked me, and left the interview area.

Interview with Alexander (National Carnage Champion)

Signing Alexander, the self proclaimed "IT" Factor of the company was a classic, exciting deal for me. I chugged down that last beer when I got Alexander's mail saying he would sign with us. See an interview I conducted with him

Q. The World Carnage Champion, Ryan was given a chance to choose his own contender for T.C.W Chaos and he chose you. He said that in the WS he promised you a title shot which you still deserved. Thoughts?
A. Ryan....Is a man I hold in high regard. Since the days of before WS and we had to hash it out for 25 bucks, Ryan and I felt a kinship. We have been friends for a long time, and I hold his ring skills in the same regard I hold the all time greats, like Eddie Guerrero and Bret Hart. Ryan's been a man of his word, and I feel we will steal the show at Chaos, whether it be a Normal, Submission, Hardcore or any other type of match.

Q. Can.. you.. beat... Ryan?
A. Yes. I can beat Ryan. I beat him in a Alberta Flea Market. I made him tap out in the WS. And I WILL beat him here in TCW.

Q. Will this match ruin your friendship?
A. No. Definitely not. In the squared circle, we put our personal feelings aside, whether positive or negative, and work. Ryan and I are professionals, and we want to entertain the fans.

When we were going forward with the interview, Paul Heyman interrupted and insulted Alexander. Alexander retaliated, and Paul called his beast, Brock Lesnar. The two parties left, taunting at each other. 

How many enemies has Paul made?
The Special One? The Phenomenal One? Marcus? And now, Alexander?

Interview with Bad News Barrett

Bad News Barrett was hand picked by me, because I saw a spark of danger in him that I so like to exploit. While everyone hates his "bad guy" personality, they seem to be entranced by his speeches. Having him for an interview seemed exciting, and I couldn't resist.

Q. Many years down the line, what do you think TCW will remember you as?
A. The best and most violent heel ever. Nobody can touch me in the ring or on the mic. I'm the one who brings "Carnage" in "Total Carnage Wrestling".

Q. We have the World Carnage Title, the National Carnage Title and the Hardcore Carnage Title which have no number one contenders right now. Which one would you go after?
A. In my honest opinion, I think I deserve all of the available and future championships, but due to date issues I think I'll target the TCW title. I don't care who the winner of today's match is, but here's a piece of advice to him...
"You better watch your back, Rookie, cause you have no idea what's coming after you."

Q. Can you handle brutal, hardcore matches?
A. That's my playground. Nobody stands a chance against me in Hardcore matches. They're all gonna try, and they're all gonna fail, one by one. 

Q. Name one person on the T.C.W Roster who you'd like to beat up if you had the chance.
A. I want to, and I will end FT9's little career and put him out of his misery.

Q. Name one person you respect around here.
A. "ROH Punk". He's the man!

Q. I think you should go after the Hardcore title; it suits you well. Your thoughts?
A. I'll think it over. I'll go after the title when it is held by a credible opponent. 

Q. Any comments about your match against Lucifer tonight?
A. This is the last time people will see or hear about Lucifer.

Q. I heard Lucifer gave you an offer to shake hands and then wrestle. Your thoughts?
A. He can go f*ck himself!

"I'm outta here. This interview is exceeding the limits of my paycheck. Hit my music!"
Saying so, Bad News Barrett left.

Interview with David

After being side lined for quite a while, a name that every one had taken lightly decided to make a massive comeback, specifically asking me for this interview.

Q. David, how big of a competitor do you consider yourself, and why?
A. The biggest competitor... the biggest and the baddest. I won my first match, right? I had teamed with RandyOrtonFan4Life but I did most of the work anyway.

Q. Name one person around here who you would like to see fired or beaten up.
A. Ryan. I've had enough of that kid. He is holding my World Carnage Championship title. I want him fired and the title to be given to me... me, and only me!

Q. For those who don't know, I gave Ryan the opportunity of choosing his own opponent for his first title defense at our pay per view, T.C.W Chaos (19th January). So do you think he'll pick a deserving opponent or take the easy way out?
A. *Laughing*   It's obvious he's going to pick a weakling. Ryan, if you're reading this and you have the balls, why don't you pick me as your opponent for T.C.W Chaos?

Q. Those are some big statements! Could you back them up? What if I added a match card to tonight's Midnight Madness show and put you in a match?
A. Whatever gets me closer to my World Carnage Championship.

Q. Your way of placing yourself in the World Title picture is admirable. Best case scenario, you get your World title shot against Ryan. What makes you a better champion that him?
A. That title deserves to be around a true champion; me. Not some kid who lurks around calling people jobbers and thinking he's all that. Only I can do that because I back it up, by winning. Plus I'm a lot stronger than him, and yeah... I look good too.

You know what, Ryan? You got your wish. We have one more match added to tonight's Midnight Madness. You will get in the ring against "Did I Do Dat". Let's see you wrestle.

Interview with The Special One

The Special One, according to me has all the characteristics to be a top heel (bad guy) in my company. The arrogance, the attitude and the mic skills... I was very interested in my interview with him. Much to my delight, things took an unexpected turn. Let's see the question answers first...

Q. What makes you think you have what it takes to be a major player around here?
A. I KNOW I have what it takes, because my charisma, intellect and athleticism is unmatched here in the TCW.

Q. Who do you see as the biggest threat here? What are your feelings towards him?
A. Marcus is talking the talk, but I won't know for sure until I see him in action. What I can assure you, is that he won't win the Road To Your Dreams tournament because I'm going to.

Q. Do you see yourself as a Heel, Face or a controversial guy?
A. I say what I see, and if people don't like that then I guess I'm a heel. But I don't care what these fans think of me.

Q. Which other TCW Superstar do you dislike? Why?
A. All of them, but I guess I'll say Brock Lesnar. He thinks he's "#dominant" but if you ask me, he's "#nobody".

Q. If you were the Ultimate Carnage Champion right now, and I gave you the opportunity to pick a number one contender... who would you pick, and why?
A. Marcus, so I can show you all who is the real top dog in this company.

Q. Who would you consider your friend, or at least, a worthy superstar?
A. That's the toughest question so far. Being this good and controversial, I don't make many friends around here. I have looked at the roster and I'm shaking my head. I have yet to see anyone worthy of cleaning my boots, let alone get in the ring with me.

Brock Lesnar heard the comment The Special One passed about him and interrupted.

Brock Lesnar: I must interrupt. You have no idea whom you're messing with. How about you tell me that to my face?
The Special One: What makes you think you have the privilege of talking to me? But since you asked, I'll tell you to your face, you are a Nobody. Now leave my presence before I injure you right before your match.
DeadManRising (me, the admin): Guess what? The damn interview is over. If you two have a problem with each other, settle it in the ring like men. Both of you are in the Road To Your Dream tournament. In the very first round, you will face each other! Good luck.

Interview with RandyOrtonFan4Life

For the past two days, RandyOrtonFan4Life has not been active. I thus pushed him behind, and he lost his spot in the Road To Your Dreams tournament. However, the hungry viper chose to create a stronger image for himself, and asked to be interviewed by me.

Q. Do you think you have what it takes to be a major player here in the TCW?
A. Yes! I know I haven't been active but I promise to spend more time here. So take me as a major player.

Q. Brock Lesnar already wants a piece of "Did I Do Dat". What makes you think you'll get him?
A. I know Brock Lesnar is a top contributor, but I hate Did I Do Dat more. I report him all the time because he violates all the rules. So, I guess, I deserve it because I'm a bigger hater of Did I Do Dat than Brock Lesnar.

Q. Brock Lesnar versus Did I Do Dat is already a pay per view match. What if you were to be included in a Triple Threat match?
A. Okay, I am ready.

Q. Who would win in this fight: Did I Do Dat versus Brock Lesnar?
A. Brock Lesnar.

Q. You want this so bad? You got it. In about three hours we have a show called TCW Aftermath. I will let you face any one of these men. If you can beat your chosen opponent, you will get a shot at the Silver Carnage Belt. Your choices are:
-Brock Lesnar
-Uzaif
-VitalWitness
A. Brock Lesnar. He is a top contributor but I love challenges... hence I choose him. He's actually like my ally.

Q. Who deserves to be the Silver Carnage Belt holder?
A. Other than me? I would say VitalWitness or FT9! They have been great in earlier e-feds and have been fair with the whole business.

Q. Your match with Brock Lesnar is in a few hours at Aftermath. Will it be dirty, or will it be a fair fight?
A. It will be a fair fight.

Q. Who are you afraid of?
A. I'm not afraid of anybody. However there are some superstars that can beat me only because they are popular. Just let me make an impact...

Q. Honestly, which is better, the W.S or T.C.W?
A. WS is dead now and I'm not going to join it. Their chairman is stupid. I competed under a different name, and only because of that they held me back. I got two words for W.S...  Suck It!

Interview with Brock Lesnar

Being the first interview I've ever conducted, you should know that BrockLesnar is a great superstar and fun to talk to. My interview with him was short, but this is how it went.

Q. If you had to choose a rival, who would it be?
A. "Did I Do Dat".

Q. Why is it so?
A. "Did I Do Dat" and I have some beef. At the coming pay per view, I want a No Disqualification match with him and I want to shut his f*cking mouth there.